Thursday, 09 July 2009

  • New Relationship Phases

    Right now, the phase could be called: "I'm Finding Out the Most Super Annoying Parts of Your Personality".
    For example, J is finding out that you can't wear pants if you are under either the sheet or blanket, and that I wash the bedspread every three days because of the sock fuzz he leaves all over my yellow sheets.
    And I'm finding out that J has a taste for flavored cigars and moonshine, which he and our neighbor have been brewing in the garage next door.

    Among others here's a list starting with me:
    - Won't touch shoes
    - Gag/barf when cleaning out shower drain
    - Hate lint/stray threads, won't touch it
    - Grossed out by cleaning the lint filter on the dryer
    - Can't scrutinize water too closely, or won't drink it
    - Must have shoelaces covered, or wear shoes without them
    - Dread being left alone at any party without anyone I know to talk to

    J:
    - Complains a lot about me not standing up for myself
    - Sometimes drives like a maniac (see: 120 mph on the expressway, racing his GRANDMA)
    - Smokes flavored cigars
    - Has voice which carries, especially when swearing
    - Cannot whisper
    - Chews on anything that fits in his mouth
    - Mr. Mingle at gatherings, will leave me alone at a table full of people I just met, while he wrestles. Also, can never pick a time to leave the gathering. Or picks a time, and then forgets.

    In light of these discoveries, we have been rather snippy toward each other lately.

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