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Major BURN!
Responding to a really poorly written, most likely stolen poem sent to me by a former boyfriend: jes: did yo ulike the poem? B:: it was depressing jes: oh sorry B: i have extremely selective taste in poetry B: dont take… -
"Sick" - My Favorite Sick Poem
"I cannot go to school today," Said little Peggy Ann McKay, "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash, and purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big a… -
This Stain's Not Coming Out
Twas the morning before work, when all through the house Not an asshole was stirring, not even The Louse. The stockings were white (with green stripes), the dirty floor treaded with care, In hopes that I could leave the… -
Speaking of Gut Pain
I think I just ate the entire world, like that guy from the Shel Silverstein poem, "Hungry Mungry".Oh, to be checking Where the Sidewalk Ends out of the elementary school library for the 17th time again. At the time, I i…
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Suspicious Charges?
So. I got my personal URL. Maybe I read the thing ... -
A Little Nostalgia - Missing the Farm
I was looking through my old blog, all the picture... -
Don't read this if you don't like complaining
I am taking a computer applications class. It's al...
