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Dear Houseguest
Dear Houseguest, Although it is 6:50 AM on a Saturday, trust me, I am awake and I can hear you in the next room giving both the toilet and your asshole a serious workout. I never knew our toilet had such great acoustics… -
Poop Week '09
I'm declaring the first week of February, 2009: Poop Week. God, you guys are a bunch of sickos, talking about poopin' and bathroom habits all the time. Pooping, farting, sharting. Yeah, you guys are definitely gross, an… -
Help Us Settle This Argument - Bathroom Etiquette
One side of our debate (1) says: "When you take a dump, you should flush the toilet, turn the fan on, and spray. Then, close the door to the bathroom on your way out, because if you leave the door open, the poop smell wi… -
Googling Habits
Today someone found my blog by Googling: "i stick my finger up my butt to keep from pooping". First of all, why, dear reader, are you trying to keep from pooping? And second, why would you be sticking your finger up you… -
Poop Watch Continues
Today my dog horked up a gooey handful of assorted junk: dog food, sparkly feathers from a cat toy, a piece of blanket lining, grass. Now I have to be on my guard and watching out for his poop. If he doesn't go, then I … -
Hello, Solid Poops
A not-so welcome-back to you, solid poops. I bet you've missed terrorizing my butt lo these many years, haven't you? And you're laughing because you know I won't buy Dulcolax or keep a spoon hidden in the bathroom. You'r… -
Too Much Info About Recent Events
- Ever plucked netherhairs? As long as your follicles are open, it's really not that bad, at least in the area I tried it this week. Pubic hair = experimentation Ground Zero... - My sense of smell: In high gear. Things … -
Aren't There About Seven More Months Before I Worry About Poop?
You know, by the time you're almost 22 years old, you think you're pretty hot shit. I've got a job, a nice (ish) vehicle to drive, boyfriend, place to live, control of my bowel movements. Getting knocked up kinda throws…
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Suspicious Charges?
So. I got my personal URL. Maybe I read the thing ... -
A Little Nostalgia - Missing the Farm
I was looking through my old blog, all the picture... -
Don't read this if you don't like complaining
I am taking a computer applications class. It's al...
