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"When Are You Due?"
I AM NOT PREGNANT, BUT THANKS FOR ASKING. Bless his heart for not saying anything about my budding spare tire, but why the hell didn't J tell me the shirt I wore to the furniture store today makes me look knocked up? It… -
Taking a Break; No, I'm NOT Just Relaxing
Wow, that pregnant Barbie is really popular, isn't she? Dumb, knocked-up bitch. Everybody loves a pregnant woman. In other news, J and I decided to take a break from the baby-making for a couple months. I'm not exactly … -
Creepy Barbie Given as a Gesture of Good Luck
Hello. I'm struggling with infertility. Have we met? To most people I know in real life, it's become blindingly apparent that I am having some troubles keeping living things in my uterus. Of course, everyone has suggesti… -
Occasional Lapses In Good Judgement
can be exused. So it turned out to be a bad idea to sell Harry Potter trading cards out of your locker when you were in fifth grade? It's okay, we all make mistakes. You mistook a woman with a large tumor on her abdomen … -
No News is Good News, So.... Bad News?
Today has been hellish. Just thought you should know that. In addition to my own physical discomfort (backache, cramping, etc.), I am now monitoring Gizmo like a hawk after a family member reported that this afternoon h… -
A-Okay - Update
Having a MUCH better day today. Thanks for the encouragement guys! UPDATE: By the way, J is insisting that I direct you here: The Other Half of that Photoshoot (Fun fact: J took this picture while I was sitting on the… -
Surely This Will Taper Off?
I've always prided myself on not being an overly emotional person. I don't cry very often, I don't like to talk about feelings. But recently? Ha. In the past year, I've seen a major shift in my ability to remain calm. A… -
Stubborn, Stubborn Girlfriend
This is J, posting for B under threat of castration. She wrote this on paper and wanted me to scan it, but it doesn't show up too well: "Dudes. Not much happening here in the sickbed. I've been staring at the ceiling f… -
How 'Bout This Shit?
Hey dudes. Guess what?? I'm on strict bedrest for the next 3-4 weeks. Sorry to all of those who were looking forward to the Xangan Secret Santa, but I really don't think I'll be able to do it. At first I thought I could… -
In Case Anyone Missed It
Not pregnant.
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Suspicious Charges?
So. I got my personal URL. Maybe I read the thing ... -
A Little Nostalgia - Missing the Farm
I was looking through my old blog, all the picture... -
Don't read this if you don't like complaining
I am taking a computer applications class. It's al...
